(as of feb. 09).
she likes dark meat
naughty college schoolgirls vol. 53
fresh outta high school vol. 14
interracial frenzy vol. 3
i love big toys vol. 18
the beast is back vol. 4
boz does them all vol. 2
the voyeur in me
i can't believe i took the whole thing! vol. 18
the beast is back vol. 3
the beast is back vol. 2
all about ashlynn vol. 2
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
25 things
1. I fell down a flight of stairs in a walker when I was 1. I got 2 black eyes, but was otherwise okay. Or so I’m told.
2. I’ve knocked my front teeth out twice. One of those times I was sober.
3. The first time I got drunk I was 12.
4. This year will be my 5th Coachella Festival. ( I skipped ’07).
5. I lost my virginity with the niece of actor Phillip Bosco.
6. One of my thighs is much hairier than the other.
7. Once when I was swimming in the ocean, a minnow became entangled in my pubic hair and died. I discovered the tiny fish hours later, as I was taking a shower. This prompted me to start trimming.
8. By the same token, I always cut apart plastic six-pack rings.
9. I have held at least 15 different jobs over the past 10 years.
10. My ears are completely asymmetrical.
11. My parents are still together.
12. I met Vincent Gallo.
13. One of my greatest pleasures is to write horrifically mean letters to people who deserve them.
14. I’ve smoked cigarettes since I was 15.
15. Robert Altman is my favorite director.
16. My grandparents survived the holocaust.
17. I’ve driven from California to New Jersey 3 times, and visited 37 of the 50 states.
18. I’ve had two cats, both orange.
19. I feel guilty for not watching The Simpsons anymore.
20. My favorite food is pork ribs.
21. I consider myself an excellent poker player.
22. In High School, I was in the marching band. I played trumpet at a competitive level for eight years.
23. I was fat until I was 16. I hope to never be fat again.
24. I hold a bachelor’s degree in film, as well as an Official Bikini Inspector’s License. Both have served me equally well.
25. My favorite song to sing karaoke is “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf.
2. I’ve knocked my front teeth out twice. One of those times I was sober.
3. The first time I got drunk I was 12.
4. This year will be my 5th Coachella Festival. ( I skipped ’07).
5. I lost my virginity with the niece of actor Phillip Bosco.
6. One of my thighs is much hairier than the other.
7. Once when I was swimming in the ocean, a minnow became entangled in my pubic hair and died. I discovered the tiny fish hours later, as I was taking a shower. This prompted me to start trimming.
8. By the same token, I always cut apart plastic six-pack rings.
9. I have held at least 15 different jobs over the past 10 years.
10. My ears are completely asymmetrical.
11. My parents are still together.
12. I met Vincent Gallo.
13. One of my greatest pleasures is to write horrifically mean letters to people who deserve them.
14. I’ve smoked cigarettes since I was 15.
15. Robert Altman is my favorite director.
16. My grandparents survived the holocaust.
17. I’ve driven from California to New Jersey 3 times, and visited 37 of the 50 states.
18. I’ve had two cats, both orange.
19. I feel guilty for not watching The Simpsons anymore.
20. My favorite food is pork ribs.
21. I consider myself an excellent poker player.
22. In High School, I was in the marching band. I played trumpet at a competitive level for eight years.
23. I was fat until I was 16. I hope to never be fat again.
24. I hold a bachelor’s degree in film, as well as an Official Bikini Inspector’s License. Both have served me equally well.
25. My favorite song to sing karaoke is “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
cock, anyone?
i stopped by the production office today to get my paycheck, and the boss had me take 3 bags full of dildos home with me, to bring to set tomorrow for a girl-girl shoot.
it's a lot of dicks.
it's a lot of dicks.
the deepest action sci/fi franchise ever...
is finally getting the mcG treatment.
mcG, whose resume highlights include such films as charlie's angels, charlie's angels full throttle, and the "pretty fly for a white guy" music video, is directing terminator: salvation. haha, good one. i get it. this must be an extravagant publicity stunt perpetrated by...umm...all 16 producers attached to the film?
christian bale, best actor of our time/family beater-upper, has apparantly been having some problems on set, mostly having to do with his objections to cinematographer shane hurlbut's habit of compulsively masturbating behind the other actors while bale is trying to shoot a scene. looks like hollywood's finally gone to his head...
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3
the audio tape was apparantly leaked by the production's insurance company, after it was sent to them by producers as supporting evidence for when christian bale inevitably walks off the set for good.
oh yeah, and they shut down production indefinitely after helena bonham carter lost four family members in a car accident. hell of a way to avoid seeing this movie. whaaa-zing!!
mcG, whose resume highlights include such films as charlie's angels, charlie's angels full throttle, and the "pretty fly for a white guy" music video, is directing terminator: salvation. haha, good one. i get it. this must be an extravagant publicity stunt perpetrated by...umm...all 16 producers attached to the film?
christian bale, best actor of our time/family beater-upper, has apparantly been having some problems on set, mostly having to do with his objections to cinematographer shane hurlbut's habit of compulsively masturbating behind the other actors while bale is trying to shoot a scene. looks like hollywood's finally gone to his head...
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3
the audio tape was apparantly leaked by the production's insurance company, after it was sent to them by producers as supporting evidence for when christian bale inevitably walks off the set for good.
oh yeah, and they shut down production indefinitely after helena bonham carter lost four family members in a car accident. hell of a way to avoid seeing this movie. whaaa-zing!!
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