Tuesday, February 3, 2009

the deepest action sci/fi franchise ever...

is finally getting the mcG treatment.

mcG, whose resume highlights include such films as charlie's angels, charlie's angels full throttle, and the "pretty fly for a white guy" music video, is directing terminator: salvation. haha, good one. i get it. this must be an extravagant publicity stunt perpetrated by...umm...all 16 producers attached to the film?

christian bale, best actor of our time/family beater-upper, has apparantly been having some problems on set, mostly having to do with his objections to cinematographer shane hurlbut's habit of compulsively masturbating behind the other actors while bale is trying to shoot a scene. looks like hollywood's finally gone to his head...

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

the audio tape was apparantly leaked by the production's insurance company, after it was sent to them by producers as supporting evidence for when christian bale inevitably walks off the set for good.

oh yeah, and they shut down production indefinitely after helena bonham carter lost four family members in a car accident. hell of a way to avoid seeing this movie. whaaa-zing!!

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