1. I fell down a flight of stairs in a walker when I was 1. I got 2 black eyes, but was otherwise okay. Or so I’m told.
2. I’ve knocked my front teeth out twice. One of those times I was sober.
3. The first time I got drunk I was 12.
4. This year will be my 5th Coachella Festival. ( I skipped ’07).
5. I lost my virginity with the niece of actor Phillip Bosco.
6. One of my thighs is much hairier than the other.
7. Once when I was swimming in the ocean, a minnow became entangled in my pubic hair and died. I discovered the tiny fish hours later, as I was taking a shower. This prompted me to start trimming.
8. By the same token, I always cut apart plastic six-pack rings.
9. I have held at least 15 different jobs over the past 10 years.
10. My ears are completely asymmetrical.
11. My parents are still together.
12. I met Vincent Gallo.
13. One of my greatest pleasures is to write horrifically mean letters to people who deserve them.
14. I’ve smoked cigarettes since I was 15.
15. Robert Altman is my favorite director.
16. My grandparents survived the holocaust.
17. I’ve driven from California to New Jersey 3 times, and visited 37 of the 50 states.
18. I’ve had two cats, both orange.
19. I feel guilty for not watching The Simpsons anymore.
20. My favorite food is pork ribs.
21. I consider myself an excellent poker player.
22. In High School, I was in the marching band. I played trumpet at a competitive level for eight years.
23. I was fat until I was 16. I hope to never be fat again.
24. I hold a bachelor’s degree in film, as well as an Official Bikini Inspector’s License. Both have served me equally well.
25. My favorite song to sing karaoke is “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf.
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i knew 22 of these. i rock. well, 21.5. i was unaware of your certification as an official bikini inspector. although, this new knowledge is in no way surprising.
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 was one of the 3 worst days of my life.
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